crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


"The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it."

Beau Taplin (via 080996)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via zackisontumblr)


WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via trashboat)


richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: jordybelfort, via harryedward)


Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

(Source: ohddaniellee, via maruthepokemontrainer)


me: i love having long hair i wish my hair was longer im gonna grow it out until it drags behind me
me: what the fuck is this it's at least 150 degrees out here i cannot believe this im chopping every last strand of hair off my head what the fuck

me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

(via maruthepokemontrainer)


To my future wife…

dropngoons:

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

I hate this website

(via spaghettihos)